The Purple People Eater Ringtones

Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, one big eye I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee" It looks like a purple eater to me It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater) A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me (one eye?) Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me I heard him say in a voice so gruff "I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough" It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me (one horn?) I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line? He said "eatin' purple people and it sure is fine But that's not the reason that I came to land I want to get a job in a rock and roll band" Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater Pigeon-toed, under-growed, flyin' purple people eater (We wear short shorts) friendly little people eater What a sight to see (oh!) And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground And he started to rock, really rockin' around It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune (Sing a boop-boop, a-boopa lopa lum bam boom) Well, bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater Pigeon-toed, under growed, flyin' purple people eater "I like short shorts!" flyin' purple people eater What a sight to see (purple people?) Well, he went on his way, and then what do ya know? I saw him last night on a TV show He was blowing it out, really knockin' em dead Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head "Tequila!"

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Well, I could never be like you I don't ever talk like that Smiling with a sparkling drink And stumbling in your lipstick mess Molly was the loss of me Yeah, it was a tragedy But you keep hanging on Would've make it look Just waiting around For someone to take you home And I know you know I'm not the one I'm sorry I was late, I didn't wanna come Ah... Oh no, man, it's just that that looks fun Ooh... Well my eyes are wandering Can we just eat the news? And dance around the room In a scattered point of views Well take my hand and breathe Babe, just count to three I wish that I could blink And turn all your words into ice cubes So I could fill my drink And I know you know I'm not the one I'm sorry I was late Next time, I just won't come Ah... Oh no, man, I think I gotta run! Ooh... Well, hey, what's that called? When you're sitting on your couch And having fun, just being by yourself Wondering why We can't commit to love The things that we got We always want more of But I know you'd rather have me fake it But I'm not gonna make it Ah... Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, I gotta run! Ooh...